you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
Best porno line to date...."drinks are on me..." while she female ejaculates into a wine chalice
In my junk email folder, there are literally 67 messages from Alcoholics Anonymous. What..the fuck.
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
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Her gay brother kept hitting on me and cockblocking me. Don't even begin to tell me how bad your night was.
I gotta bail on the cookout tonight. Im at the er getting stitches. Re-enacting porno went horribly wrong.
you almost dropped the shot glass then you thought you were such a hard ass for catching it that you slammed it on the table and broke it
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
somehow this turned into a costume party you have to get here now with my banana suit or I'm wearing my birthday suit
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She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
lonely sunday drunk me decided to tweeze my pubes. HORRIBLE IDEA
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
You're right. Cause really... I'm in the back of his head. Even though what I said was better than "I have herpes"... I did once say that to him. So I'm like a reoccurring nightmare.
There's a dude wearing a banana suit at the house across the street....
God. Spice Girls is now grocery store demographic. Kill me.
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