i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
you broke into my aparment at three in the morning wearing long johns and offered me beer.
Is it wrong that I didn't stop masterbating when the credit card company called?
did you answer or finish?
both
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
I performed "get broken glass out of my shoulder" surgery last night... Drunk, with a what-a-burger straw.
He just had a handle of vodka with ice in it yelling at people hot august night mother fuckaaaaa and was pouring it on his face
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
To the point, I hope I remember where to put my dick when I finally get laid again
You have a 50 50 chance
You may have gone on a date, but I ate chicken nuggets shaped like dinosaurs for dinner tonight. I think we both know who the real winner is here.
That's a beautiful sentiment.
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
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