quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
Want any specific kind of beer?
Yeah. Alcohol flavor.
Got it. Anything but Miller.
This is a drunk text message. I am so glad that we are friends. Tomorrow we will eat sandwiches in miniature. We both love dogs. Flower.
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
I need to find another hobby that doesn't include being hungover.
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
I swear if he puts my hand anywhere near his dick tonight I'm "accidentally" leaving all my rings on
What am I even going to do with 20 more jello shots? And don't say give them to the cat
I WILL KICK YOU IN THE FUCKING THROAT IF YOU EAT MY FUCKING ICE CREAM.
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
Her hand jobs are magic. They smell like vanilla and awesomeness. She made me forget how to walk
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