i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
It only happened twice. Once we used extra virgin olive oil and once I used saliva and brute force.
I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
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i just found my sim card.....i hid it in my tylenol bottle....i guess to ensure i would find it mid-hangover
sitting next to michael phelps in the airport. wonder if he's carrying...
maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
I want to take my head off and cuddle with it
Maybe it will forgive me and stop being an asshole
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That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
She said she hasn't cheated on me in 7 and a half days and she'd like praise for that.
That's why we have robots to masturbate for us
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
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