You kept running into the wall most of the night. When people asked you what you were doing you told them you were the kool-aid man and there was little kids on the other side of the wall who needed your juice
My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
I recommend you throw your keys as far as you can in one direction, your phone as far as you can in the opposite direction, and hold on.
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
Just drank an entire bottle of champagne for lunch. It's gonna be that kind of semester.
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
Getting free blow from a total stranger, who asked permission to stroke my eyebrows, was the highlight of my evening out. Also, I have a new cuddle dealer.
No other awkward car ride can beat the one you give your drug dealer home.
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
I taught three men with PhDs how to make a gravity bong last night. I love academia.
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