DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
I just almost got out my car and drop kicked this one chick over parking. Welcome to the first day of spring semester.
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
please don't go to jail. I'd hate to have to call the montgomery county jail every time I need sex advice
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Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
So I cleaned out my gym bag. Found half a bottle of malibu.
You know, I could pretend I'm shocked but what's the use?
Apparently you get kicked out of gay bars if they catch you putting the entire free condom bowl in your purse.
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
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Curse you and your alcoholic milkshakes.
You're welcome.
Why do the people I hook up with still exist after we're done?
thats why a responsible adult always keeps some facial hair just in case they need to shave a hulk hogan mustache for midget wrestling...
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
showering high made me realize that i should seriously reconsider my career path... id be a damn good hair shampooer & head massager
Fuck him and his perfect arms, huge penis and relentless ability to ignore me.
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