I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
some girl in front of me in class just googled "hungover+throwing up blood"
Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
He wants me to have his first child. So that makes four gay men that've called dibs on my eggs.
Moral of the story: always keep condoms in your bra
facebook is just a cold reminder of all the times other bitches won my hookups
Tbh the only thing I was fully concerned about from the dream was what type of fucked up parallel universe doesn't have Coca-Cola
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
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