Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
Sophomore year, I fucked on your desk chair. I'm sorry. I love you.
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
Went home drunk last night and peed on my Christmas tree, my mothers going to fucking kill me
I had to make out with him. He bought me a few drinks and he was an Angels fan. As a Yankee fan that was my way of saying good game and sorry we beat the shit out of you
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
I threw up in the kitchen on the floor and a guy tried cleaning it up with a spoon at a party.
Your dog took my vibrator out to the yard
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
I’m done with him. I’m going to the beach to catch a fresh dick
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