areee we human. . .oorrr areee we dancerssssss?!
you srsly need to quit going to that bar
Just tried calling my phone on my phone because i thought i lost my phone.
and next time when you feel me up, do it right
She told me that she faked her orgasm. Does she think I care??
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boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
We're stoned and watching little Einstein videos. Come. Over. Now.
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
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You know what id love more than anything right now? ..a back rub while eating biscuits and gravy
See I would make a great girlfriend. My surprises are sex and burritos. What else do guys want
I mean seriously there comes a time when you just need to take a crap in peace. Until he figures that out he can stay the hell outta my place.
Since when do my one night stands start sending you friend requests?
Last thing I remember at your house last night is your dad leaning on the beer pong table and saying "you guys can fucking party"
Nothing is more confusing than dreaming about being chased by jets, then waking up with an erection.
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