hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
I'm pretty sure I saw a man standing on a table with no shirt on getting sugar thrown at him while "pour some sugar on me" blaring while the cops were in the house.
Just had a nice conversation with my landlord while cleaning your puke off my car
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
I was in the library and saw 2 dudes hackysacking in a study room with 3 girls working. I asked if I could join; as soon as I closed the door the chicks offered me tequila shots. study session w/everyone cancelled, I'm busy.
Just spread butter on my bathrobe. This has been an ace morning.
I threw up through my nose tonight. Happy cinco de mayo
ugh I gave him morning sex and he doesn't even text me back for my bagel order
Nothing says Happy Holidays like sending a picture of your ass to the wrong manager.
Now I'm having a post-sex brownie. Is this the life? I think it might be
I don't know what's worse. The fact that my biological mother is an unwitting bigamist, or the fact that my half sister is trying to seduce my girlfriend.
I just saw a guy in a zippo shirt buy 2 gallons of fire starter fluid and then proceed to smoke a cigarette. I feel like hes got some big plans for his tuesday.
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