I wish I has some fucking Fairy God Parents, I want a kit kat so bad.
if we break up, blackout me is coming back, making out with everything in sight
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
Company party. Just told vp "you look like a cat person"
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JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
About six hours after the bottle of smirnoff, I was googling "losing your stomach lining" and calling my mom for help. She has experience.
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
I have what looks like a rubber stamp mark on my cock from last night that says "Magic Marla Approved" Do we know a Marla?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
You fell in the corner and refused to get up unless someone helped you. And then you crawled under the pool table and took a nap.
Friends don't let friends go vibrator shopping alone.
I have fence marks all over my body
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
I woke up with a giant paw print on the side of my face, my jaw hurts, and I have no idea how any of this happened.
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