Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
I need to stop coming to work sober
He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
just cheers'ed a flock of cattle as i drove past eating a burger i bought 7 hours ago. that high.
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
Is it possible to just pretend that everything we did after grilling up your goldfish didn't happen?
Dude, I think shitting blood should be a cause for concern not celebration that you had a great night.
I'm going to miss hockey season. It was the best excuse to get drunk on a Tuesday night.
Please don't judge me for my hormonal purchase, judge me for my awesome rack.
What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
Killing two birds with one stone tonight: mastrabation meditation. Win win.
Well I'm trying out this whole "not sleep with a stranger thing"
That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
Now all my porn is stored in my parents’ basement. It’s like a part of my soul is boxed up
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