I was being carried out of the bar, but then my friend saw Pat who just got kicked out scaling the wall to sneak back in, so he carried me back in, sat me on the bar stool, and the bartender just let us all keep drinking.
Being persistent has its perks my friend.
Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
glow-in-the-dark stars on his ceiling from '98 totally make blowing him more romantic.
some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
I'm thinking of writing "I have herpes" on my stomach in sharpie that way I'm not tempted to show my tits tonight
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
I'm now at that point where it just feels natural to do a few shots of whisky with breakfast and then head to work
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
Do you think blood ever gets sick of carrying all these drugs around?
Like, there are so many different things we make it do, and it just wants to settle down and be a one-drug fluid?
Stop reading WebMD high.
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
I mean, what's the polite way to say, "sorry but I can't date you cuz I'm sleeping with your boss" ??
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