College reaches a new low. We just carved a shot glass out of a potatoe.
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
I just caught myself doing the gator chomp to my tv. I need to get laid.
he calls his bong barack obonga, commander in kief. i found where i belong.
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I traded the garbage men the rest of my handle for a ride home. Best. Walk. Of. Shame. Ever.
Crazy how fast a room full of drunk teenagers sober up when someone breaks his parents' new flat screen
I got up before the sun today. That makes me sun for the day.
When did you start smoking in order to be high by 4:30?
It was like a square peg in a round hole... I've never seen one shaped like a stick of butter...
I didn't have cash to pay cover at the bar, so I traded the bouncer a Krispy Kreme doughnut i had in my purse
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You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
I'm still trying to figure out who shit on the coffee table. I have confirmed beyond a reasonable doubt that it wasn't me.
God gave you your own nipples for a reason.
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