I think i peed on brittanys purse
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
hahahahaha your sister just walked down from the guest house with a stain on the front of her shirt and "owned" written in blue sharpie on her forehead. i dont think she knows what happened last night either.
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
I broke my arm trying to do a hand stand in my shower to wash the hate out of my asshole.
"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
I don't know if the fact that I carry lube in my purse means I'm living life right or I'm doing it wrong..
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
He was tied up with the electrical tape and force fed wine from a box. It was never going to end well.
Congratulations on giving me my first and second hickeys last night. I made it almost 30 years without one, but who needs class these days?
I just discovered my new vice. Cotton candy vodka. Its like a carnival in my mouth, puking of the tilt-a-whirl included.
No one can touch me, I'm made of fruit.
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