I just masturbated mid-day, thinking of you
I think that is one of the most romantic things I have ever heard from a fuck buddy on v-day, there is a strong possibility that you will soon be my girlfriend.
he came so fast he could have be employed at jimmy johns
I have more bruises, scratches, and overall soreness from my birthday weekend than my car accident.
I just sat there and watched paula deen's face melt for an hour.
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I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
Last night was just one giant freudian slip.
You made out with EVERYBODY.
Can I just bleach my life?
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
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Fuck you come back. The old guy next to me is complementing me on my great choice of ring fingers,
GO AHEAD, BITCH, GLARE AT MY WAFFLE ONE MORE TIME. I WILL FUCK YOU UP.
i can trust myself, just not when im drunk. and drinking is my favorite pastime
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
My liver is screaming fuck you right now.
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
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