According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
there was already a condom in her . . and it was bigger than me
Bagel with cream cheese. It's blowing my fucking mind.
How high are you right now..
I MICROWAVED IT. SIGNIFICANT IMPROVEMENT.
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
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i spent an hour trying to convince my psychiatrist that the fact that i showed up for my appointment drunk was progress, and she does not agree
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
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She just walked up to him and was like "you should fuck Angela" and it worked! She is the ultimate wingman
you gave a quesadilla a blow job with sour cream at Denny's.
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
Dude, you ever snap awake on the toilet at work with that panicked, "How long have I been here?!" feeling??
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
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