Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
time to smoke my breakfast
I am far too drunk to be making a tuna melt . There's blood EVERYWHERE.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
The only thing I can remember you saying is "I won't cut pizza like this when I'm older."
funny how all you have to say is "i'm infertile" and boys are stoked on you
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
Dude you didn't move for like 2 hours then suddenly sang the chorus to ghetto superstar and passed back out
there's a picture of you and pauly shore at a starbucks on my phone
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
my biography would be titled "haunting truths and dick jokes: a tale of love, loss, and masturbation."
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
I have post one night stand depression
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