i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
Just stepped in shit. Not sure if its mine or the dog's. Get some of our friends on the way back from work and just have the intervention now. I will totally understand.
I'm wayyy too drunk to be in a parade right now
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
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there's no food at this bar, but i'm pretty sure vodka is made of wheat so i'm basically drinking bread.
She sent me a text saying she picked out 17 different Halloween costumes for our kids when they hit the age of 4... The cling factor should have me running right now but honestly I'm just curious
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
Seriously. There are at least 10 other people drinking at the bar with me at 10:40. Im justifying it with the fact that I've been up since 5am.
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On that note if you see a hobo smiling with a pack of cigarettes and an AMP energy drink, that was my good deed for the day
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
No more vodka shots for you. Last night you begged a man on your knees to sell you his beard. He had no beard.
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
The guy I hooked up with two weeks ago just friended me on Venmo, I honestly won't be mad if he pays me for the sex
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