my 3 year old cousin just woke up screaming "IT WON'T GO DOWN!'
We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
Do you think anyone has ever tried to have sex with a cows udder before?
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
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she reminds me of the first time i discovered masturbation. that's how you know it's true love.
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
Will you just get over yourself and come over here and give me that dick...then you can go back home and continue to cry over us breaking up. Thank you
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
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I just threw up again because I opened my eyes... God is laughing. I resorted to taking the Mexican Dramamine because I feel seasick from walking. Not helping.
You know, part of me wants to die and the other part of me doesn't want to live
Friend as in 'I used to have sex with her' or friend as in 'I still want to have sex with her'?
It's a good thing he's hot, because it seemed like he was trying to do CPR on my private parts
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
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