I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
no you're not listening to me HE WANTED TO BRAID MY HAIR
And then she said "sorry if my vagina smells like fish, it's just active."
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I literally just saw a campus policeman riding a Segway pull over a moving car. you should just give up.
Either he was jacking off or having a seizure next to me in bed. Either way, I was too lazy to help.
Just realized I'm marrying a man that's never gone down on me. What happened to my priorities?
All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
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A girl at the bar is wearing green body paint instead of a shirt. Where are you?!
When you're awkward as a teenager, it never goes away. You just mask it. With makeup. And boobs.
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
Happy birthday and sorry I punched your friend in the face
I did this clutch move yesterday at the bar where I grabbed a plastic cup for water and discreetly threw up in it while walking around and then tossed it. It was my best boot and rally ever
We were making fun of some people having sex on the beach, an hour later we were having sex on a golf course
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