Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
You promised me a handle of vodka if I took home her ugly friend. Thanks to law class I took for the 2nd time I know that's a unilateral contract asshole
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
Yeah started playing at the wedding last night, when the line. "Ludacris fills cups like DD" he starts pointing at my tits right in front of his grandparents.
Finally hooked up with her. She bought me tacos after because "she can do better in a bed". You're gonna be my best man.
The dude is a cop how would I ever date a cop I wouldn't be able to talk about the first TWENTY-SEVEN years of my life!
He gave me a box of cheez-its after sex, does that make me a hooker?
HE LIVES IN ANOTHER STATE
actually scratch that last text, he's the perfect boyfriend. He stays faithful and doesnt find out about all the guys here. it's a win-win
No. No. Fuck you! You can do your own grocery shopping.
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