did you get engaged???
I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
So I answered the door in my underwear expecting my boyfriend. Instead I opened the door to Mormon missionaries. Do you think that was a sign from God?
The trick is to not slur when purchasing the condoms at 3am
we usually just have an Easter beer hunt and never end up at church anyways
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
So the bartender from Applebees totally looks like he would take his clothes off for $40
I like how you possess the gift that turns normal guys into strippers
Sweating vodka and spray tan, I feel like a trophy wife.
I think I might be harboring a Canadian in my womb.
What is it with the dog running away when we have epic hangovers
Apparently mr clean magic erasers don't clean blood off the ceiling
the good news is that even if it's Alex's, I can still say it's Colin's, because the kid will come out ginger anyway!
who knew there'd be a plus side to your ginger fetish one day?
You should never be more than a quarter of a mile from a working toilet
Preach!
So I just went to clothing optional bar
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
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