I'm drinking Dom Perignon from the bottle with a straw just to piss of some french dude.
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
We just shotgunned beers for America
We haven't said piping hot jizz in awhile... that needs to come back into our conversations
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you crashed our wine night double date and sat on the floor eating cheese talking about how big his dick is.
I almost bumped into a man wrapped only in a blanket at 10 am
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
he stole a smokey from the street meat vendor and put it in his pocket when she wasn't looking and now we're drinking avocado margaritas
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
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I woke up naked in this guys bed and the first thing I start saying is it's super bowl Sunday like I was yelling
Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
I pretended to be blind and he pretended to be my assistant and long story short, we had to buy that bra and panty set, and now we're both banned from Victoria's Secret AND I have a cum stained demi cup.
That's the second time the same cop pulled me over well a different girl was giving me road head
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
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