Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
currently hungover, lying in bed and cutting cheese with my drivers license. ashamed? not even a little bit.
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
No way. Our relationship is based solely on texting and sex. A phone call would be too much at this point.
I'm gonna have to fantasize about her dying just to get off.
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
I can't leave your house without my underwear spending the night.
We're in the kiddy pool eating marshmellows and drinking wine out of a box. Please dress casual.
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
Damn, well, it could always be worse
For sure, I could be a prison bitch right now. Thursdays aren't half bad
I'm just checking to make sure you don't want to go to the farmers market... This is an assumption based on the fact that you were slapped with a sandwich last night and you remained unconscious.
It only takes one line of cocaine, and you try to shotput a fucking kitchen table
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
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