I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
those bitches were sniggering at my man-pris like they were goddesses of fashion!
...dude i pray you are quoting something, someone, anyone...
he was wearing sponge bob boxers. Guess how long he lasted.
I feel like abortions should bother me more
I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
Would you still love me if I had no teeth
Yeah why?
Cuz i woke up this morning and a few are gone
just took my birth control pill with a shamrock shake. happy st. patrick's day
He tricked me into going on a double date with him, I don't like that he's not using me for just sex anymore
you went over to those random dudes and told them you were an ordained minister and would like to bless their food. they laughed and agreed, then you said "now bow your heads in prayer" as soon as they did you grabbed a taco off their tray and bolted out the door.
See, it wasn't that I broke my nose having sex. Its that I forgot about the bedposts...
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
He tried to tell me that he could handle his liquor better than "all the bitches in this town." AS HE THREW UP. ALL. OVER.
He just walked in the house and decided to wake everyone up by yelling "I SHIT MYSELF!" We all thought he was joking....we were all wrong.
I convinced a German girl that I was born while my mom was water skiing and I preceded to barefoot ski behind her via the umbilical cord...
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
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