The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
...I woke up with a yo yo in my underwear...
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
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There was no eligible dick at the ER. I'm pissed. Looks like "Searching for Strange at the Local Free Clinic" is a no go for the name of our first full length album. On the other hand, I got a dilaudid shot and I no longer feel like I have the worst bladder infection of my life.
Hey do you eat chocolate chip pancakes with bacon in?
DO NOT MAIL ME A PANCAKE
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
How is it possible that I'm still a virgin and you've managed to have sex in a cheetah print onesie TWICE
I woke up with a bagel in my mouth, still ate it. Free breakfast
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Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
Basically one minute I'm sucking on her nipples and then 45 mins later we're at work and she's my boss.
How do you say, "I love you, but i prefer sex with someone else." in a good way? Ponder that over a jack and coke and get back to me.
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
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