White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
so, is "hi, did i take your virginity six years ago and never call afterwards?" an appropriate greeting in a bar?
I just passed on expense account drinking, this must be the worst hangover ever.
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Things are going great. I have tons of beer, margaritas, and theres an inflatable swan in the mix.
He says he quit drinking. I'd like to have a moment of silence for losing the best drunken hookup ever. We will build a memorial to his awesome cock.
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
Dude that chick had a dog in her car. Like when she goes bar hoping so does roofus. He gaurds the car.
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Dad got stoned the other day and bought us potty training seats for when we have children
Mostly what I remember is someone saying "raise your hand if you're too turnt" then raising my hand and falling
Would you like to get an apartment bong? It can be like our pet and we can give it a name.
Visibly drunk girl eating alone at a souplantation just spilled salad all over her body. It was me
There was a woman who drank mouth wash to get drunk during her supposed detox...this is def the internship for me!
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
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