Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
I don't smoke a lot but now and then I do. Weed and I are like still standing naked in a bathroom together deciding if we should blow one another or bolt for the exit. An awkward relationship.
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
the beat of "birthday sex" is shockingly similar to my dry heaving rhythm. it's making me nauseous all over again.
If you're going to outback I'll have to decline, I've slept with a large enough portion of their staff already.
St Patricks Day is not the day you decide to have a sober epiphany.
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
did you know that if you have sex in the elevator on the way up that people can still get in?
I had such a pleasant walk of shame. The sun was shining, I smiled at all the high school suckers who judged me on their way to school, and I made friends with an old guy and his dog.
I played ping pong,drunk, with my hand instead of the paddle. And i won. I have hidden talents
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
He was asleep with his head on a windowsill and you were petting his head, then you almost left the kitchen and then went back to pet him some more.
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