so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
I lost my virginity in that bed. You just layed in history.
We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
We're all in the kiddie pool on the porch. Fully clothed. Watching porn. With my manager.
You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
I knew it was on when he was dancing on stage and I gave him a dollar so in return he ripped my tit out of my shirt and started sucking on it IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BAR.
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
I miss college girls! You know how depressing it is to fuck 30 year olds? That's what failure feels like
Would you be mad if I just used the argument "I'm allowed to say that, my best friend is a lesbian"?
Never. I'm proud to help you win arguments.
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
Your roommates will be treating you to many anecdotes about my intentions to have aggressive sex with you. I'm sorry in advance.
I need to stop acting like a porn star that isn't getting paid
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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