There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
So I've been thinking a lot since she told me she's prego. But what I want to know is why my voice of reason sounds like Thomas fucking Jane!?
They threw me out of the bar because I was arguing business ethics with the owner of th bar
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
My bra is still on the porch...I'm leaving it as a reminder to get my shit together.
His flight is delayed. Mother Nature is delaying me from sex.
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
ORGASMS AND PIZZA
PIZZA AND ORGASMS
Have you ever eaten pizza and gotten your dick sucked at the same time? Because I have pizza.
Nah, I was done when the Big Pun lookalike began to sob and tell me I looked like his ex...
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
its official, you're fucking me on my lunch break. the only thing I want in my mouth is your dick. pick me up at noon.
want fries with that?
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