I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
We tried to make a sex tape, but we were hammered and she forgot to take the cap off the camera. Somebody starts snoring 10 minutes in.
Do you have any booze?
Well I have 60 feet of bubble wrap and a bottle of wine...but I'm saving that for a special girl...
Just left the frat house in last nights clothes minus my earings, shoes, underware, tequilla cap, and my dignity. If you see me on your way home just hit me
You'd think, but when you nail one sorority sister, you might as well have nailed them all.
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
If I win the lottery I'm going to hire someone to skywrite "FUCKTARD" over his house. That much anger.
my nose is crying tears of wow.
I woke up and my pants were in the kitchen but my shoes were next to my bed. Do the math...
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
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