Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
oh jesus shes a lukewarm mess
i would rim the shit out of meg ryan
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she had that "i just got used" look on her face when i kicked her out at 5am
How do I politely say my vagina is not a chew toy and if you bite me again I will slap you?
You could say take it easy, whoa there, be gentle, anything that doesn't fully convey the horror.
Dude, the coffee is horrible this morning, Cass changed something about it
We ran out of Bailey's Irish cream...
This is what regular coffee tastes like?!?! Fuck the adult life.
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
I bet my lungs hate me more than my liver
That's a hard toss up
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The only times girls talk to me at clubs is when they're asking if I'm okay when I'm puking outside. Or if it's a tranny
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
He had a cruise ship of a dick and I need to set sail on that ocean again
When the stripper from this weekend is your cashier at Publix the next day ππ#pensacolaproblems
I just bought sparkling water with plan B. I am the most basic bitch to ever exist.
bonus check + party bus = big hot mess
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