what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
My favorite part was when he stopped, looked up in the middle of performing oral sex and asked, "you did know it was Arbor Day, right?"
Wow, I just sneezed gum out of my nose. Wonder how long that's been up there.
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I've come to accept that no matter where I step in our apartment, your underwear will be there.
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
He doesn't belong with God. He belongs face-down in a pile of his own excrement, vomit, blood and semen. Then pissed on by Satan.
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Something bad happened. I'm just giving you some notice. So you can smoke some pot and hide all sharp items in the house.
You were drink-wine-from-the-bottle drunk trying to take everybody's blood pressures again.
I found my grandmother's vibrator, how was your day?
I'm really just disappointed in myself for having sex with a musical theater major
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
Look, I am sorry I shaved your cat...but get over it.
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