Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
your boyfriend is drunk and yelling to the bar that he loves his cats
Pretty much knew it was gonna be awful when the extra condoms she had from her ex were entirely too big for my dick
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
High school girls are buying me shots. This will not end well.
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
Only Jon could get an entire commuter train to chant "Ride! Jon! Home!" to get a girl in bed.
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
almost just sent your mom a dick pic. almost.
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
I never want to even look at fireball again because it reminds me of the night I died and then lived to tell the tale of how I died.
I balled in the shower for 20 minutes, rolled up to the meeting late looking like a gremlin, and my one night stand was standing there in a suit
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