4:33 am: Sleep on left side of my bed. T-shirts are second drawer on left side, boxers top right. I don't wake up when lights are on so feel free in my room..
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
i wanna give whoever invented massage chairs a blow job.
i know im back at school when i can poke any random spot on my body and expect a 80% chance that theres a bruise there
It was like getting head from an anaconda
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
You demanded I give you a glass of water, so I set it down in front of you and you knock it over and roll in it..,
I wanted to be a dolphin.
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
"I'm not drinking any more tonight." As I dipped my quesadilla in a shot of tequila....then eats it
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
THIS IS EXACTLY WHY YOU SHOULDA FUCKED BEFORE YOU MADE HIM YOUR BOYFRIEND, CURVED DICKS ARE NOT OK
Getting blackout drunk infront of my family was never on my bucket list, but now that I've done it I'm cool with it.
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
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