dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
so when she was in the shower, I took a pic of my dick with her phone and sent it to her brother saying, this just fucked your sister
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
reason #14 for loving my boobs...just got out of a 40mph over the limit speeding ticket thru a work zone. i dont think the cop knew i even had a face
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In the future let's not drunk dive in the fountain in front of the hotel bar.
In case you were wondering, it hurts when the bouncer throws your phone at you after kicking you out of the strip club for taking pictures.
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
My stomach literally has no contents left. Tequila cleanse=success.
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
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You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
I'm kind of pissed I'm not hungover, that means I could have totally drank more last night.
There's a hole in our hallway wall. Don't hate me. I'll fix it. It's only about the size of a beach ball. I promise to never scale walls in our apartment ever again. Don't hate me. I love you.
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
okay valid
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