Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
Is King's over? Or do I still have to say 'On Matt's cock' at the end of every sentence on matt's cock?
i dont understand blimps. what would happen if they collided would they just bounce off or fall to the ground.
dude how high are you right now?
do you think jeeves would know? you do it. ask jeeves.
I'm seriously gonna die surrounded by a million cats and an unbroken hymen
I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
He cut part of his finger off. It was a consolation blow job.
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
I bought 2 40s with winning lottery tickets and they paid me $.03. 'Merica
Don't ask me how, but I have a squirrel in my backpack and I don't know what to do with it.
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
Monday afternoon and I'm still hungover from Valentine's Day. I think I'm winning at the single life.
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
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