Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
I regularly think about how cool your nickname is
How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
I was sitting behind this girl in class and she logged out of her facebook, hacked into her boyfriends, and then proceeded to check his inbox. This is why I'm single.
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
She went home with him because he works at Jimmy John's and his car "smelled like meat"
Thanks i'm proud of you and I'm proud of beer and vodka for making me drunk
A guy is going to be inside me and I'm gunna start singing "I am stuck on your penis, cause your penis is stuck in meeee!"
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
Someone sharpied "COCK HUNGRY" on my butt cheeks last night. When the fuck did I have my ass out?
After all this I still can't spell gonorrhoea without autocorrect
It felt like I was on painkillers mixed with Molly mixed with the sinking feeling I'll die alone. 10/10 doing again.
Did I tell you he put a lobster carcass on his dick?
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