Just saw a policeman use his lights to go through a red light only to turn them off and go to Sonic...
Call me "white mamba"
Your dick is not a dangerous deadly poisonous snake
It is white.
Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
I think dad's getting high again. His last google search was "awesome ping pong shit."
If there's ever a time when I've matured to the point that I don't want to look at camera-phone-titties, go ahead and bury me in a shallow grave by the railroad tracks.
There is something depressing about eating toast in a dark living room by myself using a paper plate that says: "Let's Party!"
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
I don't know if it's lucky or if it really just makes my tits look THAT good, but I've never NOT gotten laid with this bra on
Easy Mac is falling out of my sweatshirt as I'm walking down the street.
I hate that you live in a gated community. I feel your guard judges me every time I go to your house at 3 am an leave at 5am
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
Rumor has it that you want to bring me soup in exchange for a blow job.
Omg. Tonight might be the night I masturbate thinking of a smoothie!
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
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