Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
Precisely. She's an awesome drinking companion; yet, not so awesome mother-in-law material.
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
I was just laying in bed wondering if there's more important things in life than cheese stuffed pretzels.
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...
Well I met my booty call's parents by accident, so that happened.
You declared that afternoon sex will be referred to as "wet naps" from now on
He took some pill and now he's on all fours demanding we give him chips from the dog bowl. Come get him.
He sent me the milestone first dick pic this morning, it looked like a baby's fist holding a tree trunk. I'm frightened and aroused in equal measure.
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