I want to stick my p in your. b.
i puked in the mini-firdge
we don't have a mini-fridge?
bought one. it ws too cheap to pass up. xcept now there's puke in it,,, but the freezer's fine so i feel pretty good about that
I woke up with ten beers in my bag that hoarded at the party last night. Rally? Its five somewhere.
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
I wish that vaginas would just grow when you're ready for sex. Like when you dont need your vagina its not there, but when you need it...BAM its there. then no one would see it when you get drunk
yeah...or you could just stop doing cartwheels in skirts
she's not going to take you seriously with an empty 40 and a sombrero on your head.
the girl walking home behind me started yelling and pointing "i want an ass like hers!" i feel vaguely accomplished.
I just want a whole pitcher of margarita and a headdress from party city and sit around and look like a fucking indian princess.
So I put a beer on your bed and jumped on th3 other side of the bed like in the commercials. You my good sir, owe me a budweiser that your bed drank.
Love you too. There are very few people I let pee in my dishwasher.
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
Are you jealous of my sweatsuit? It's how I get men on Tinder.
I guess I'm famous. Hot lesbian was WARNED about me. Still hooked up with her.
I'll pay you to teach me.
Saw a sign that said the chorus of never gonna give you up was enough time to wash your hands. Coronavirus has Rick rolled me.
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