I just saw a hot homeless man
i just overheard my mom tell my dad he should drink less so he could hit the right hole
That weatherman I hooked up with is on TV again
We ran out of toilet paper the last week, so we just took showers to pee
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His band may suck, but it's not like I'm sleeping with all of them.
We don't have a ruler. Come downstairs and lay in the snow with a boner so we can see how much snow we've gotten. Put your 8 inches to a less shameful use.
I mean, once you get beat with a dildo you can't look at someone the same
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
This is the moment in my life where I take a fork in the "nice guy" road ive traveled for 23 years and fuck everything in sight that doesnt have herpes, or is in-between flare ups and I don't know about it until my dick is on fire.
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DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
Yeah. I made eggs in a microwave. I think that's an accomplishment this week, MOM.
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
Was I trying to make a threesome happen again?!
Yep
I need to stop doing that, Im gonna get punched in the face
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
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