I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
My bottle opener just broke off in the cork
They don't teach how to cope w these situations in boy scouts
Most the numbers in my phone are mistakes. It's a virtual graveyard of people I should never pick up for.
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
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Nothing like throwing up 1/2 price appatizers and 2 4 1 personal pitcher in uniform to remind myself what a succesful failure I am
i had to pay fifty dollars for throwing up in the limo, 60 fucking dollars to throw up all over myself
We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
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And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
Had to drive my booty call home because he had an asthma attack after we had sex .. How was your night?
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
He asked me to fly out to Seattle to participate in a week of marathon sex so I'm at the airport now. I'll call you when I get back.
I woke up in his closet, with my shirt inside out and backwards, Rolos in my hand, a tortilla with a face carved into it stuck to the fridge with a magnet, a homemade bong next to the bed, and the door off the hinges... I need a chaperone.
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