just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
is this the only place in the world where you can get shot on one side of town, and have to stop for cows crossing the street on the other side?
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
i have a new found respect for you. the amount of people you must have cockblocked last night is amazing
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
Thanks be to the Goddess of Whores!! I straightened my bed before Ken got here. Found Calvin's boxers in the sheets!!!!
I just karate chopped a humming bird out of mid air. It came at my face while I was out side smoking. Scared the shit out of me. My ninja skills just took over. Haha. I mean really at that point it was me or him.
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
I gave you the craziest sex experiences of your life, the least you could do is let me keep the sweater.
But I've also made plans to crash a black tie event wearing a storm trooper helmet. I think I've found the love of my life..
Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."
I'm really just disappointed in myself for having sex with a musical theater major
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