The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
you know what would be great? if dirt tasted like steak and could get you drunk.
I'm seriously so bored I'm seeing how many rooms I can masturbate in before I get caught.
Four. Poor grandma...
He tried to pick up a girl by telling her about his homosexual experience in high school.
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
listening to the two girls in the next stall finish a 40 and laugh at this guy they both fucked. they're calling him 'tulip dick'.
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
i went to the 24h massage place last night and brought down the price for a hand job from $50 to $12.75 and half the big mac left in my bag.
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
I WOKE UP IN A FUCKING DOG BED HOW DO YOU THINK I FEEL
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
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