He left an unopened 12 pack of beer by my bed. I guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex..
I just delivered a ham and cheese to a strip club. you were right this job is not that bad
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
sometimes i wish i was a boob, they get to chill in soft and cuddly little cup things.
she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
I knew there was a problem when things got heated and instead of rushing home I offered to get bagels instead
He had Homeward Bound on VHS how was I supposed to not fuck him
I just sucked dick on a ferry
I take Paypal, cash, sexual favors, and roasted red potatoes with garlic as payment. You choose.
You have a penis. Therefore everything you say is automatically wrong.
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
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