I'm drinking margaritas out of a soup mug, of course I'm going to get wasted
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
We need to get her some penis inspired head protection.
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
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It was really weird walking into a CVS and not going straight to the pharmacy for plan B.
I just saw a group of 50+ year old women all wearing shirts that said "drink up, bitches" ...please tell me that can be us some day.
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
There's nothing worse than carrying your fairy crown and wings home wearing fishnets
We're living together and you don't know if I've seen Titanic?!
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You'll be like the drunk Paul Bunyan someday with a giant grey cat
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
I just took a condom out of my purse and opened it in front of my entire family because I thought it was a wetnap. Way too hungover for family brunch.
I wish I could be the kind of drunk Bobbi is... She stumbles around outside at 4am with a broken high heel and babbling about rainbows and getting dick...
you know you’re single when you try to cook yourself a nice pasta dinner but you’re too weak to open the container of sauce and theres no one around to help you
You're just upset because I have cupcakes and boobs and you don't.
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