That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
I actually told the people in the movie theatre to give me a cup and I would dip water from the toilet before I paid $4.50 for a bottle of water.
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
cell reception changed and I can no longer text you from the toilet... that means I'll be texting you less often, just fyi
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
WHAT? When did I ever refer to one of my past hookups as "the rainforest guy"?
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
We're downstairs cleaning up and she turns to me with these big puppy dog eyes and says "Just so you know, I didn't have sex on your couch". You have to hug that.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
My drug dealer bought me a book for Christmas. What a gentleman.
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
I did not shave my legs to sit at home and diddle myself. He better wake the fuck up and put the fear of god in me!
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