All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
I swear if she hugs me I'm going to bleach my body
I just wanted to say sorry for trying to jack off your dog last night.
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
Do you remember calling me and dedicating a shot to me?
you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
He brought her home and fucked her in a gingerbread man costume in a cardboard rapunzel castle. He had a pretty good night.
One day her vagina is just going to shrivel up and seal itself with it's self preservation mechanism
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
Yeah she's a complete bitch. But I mostly hate her because she hijacked my fuck buddy.
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
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