Erica just called me. She woke up in a storage closet in Mike's building with one shoe and no bag. Can you check your photos from last night to see if she had it at the bar?
She went from zero to smokin in five shots
if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
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she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
My mom just found some of our lube mixed in with my box of pots and pans. I hate moving home.
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
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We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
I woke up this morning to find a stuffed animal submerged in the toilet. I'm not entirely sure if it was the cat or Kara.
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
I just gave them my two week notice. Now is the perfect time to fuck my boss's son
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