Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
Imagine if sharks could walk on land...scary.
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
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hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
Please tell me you're throwing the cats into this foot of snow.
I need to find my pants, a way out of here, and a cheeseburger.
THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD LET ME CHUG VODKA.
my mouth is as dry as a post-menopausal camel on antidepressant's vagina.
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Tonights drinking will be celebratory and victorious. Picture the end of The Mighty Ducks set to beer.
If you think for one second that I would forget Mardi Gras, you clearly don't know how much I love boobs.
We all have to be good at something. Mine are writing, drinking, fucking and peer pressure.
Well I'm about 60% wine, 30% pure rage and 10% tears at the moment and I'm disappointed in how little alcohol is in me
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
we need to tell them stories about when happens when we're sober so they think they know what they're in for when they're actually completely unprepared for whn happens when we get drunk