Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
just hang any plant up and call it mistletoe.
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his cum tasted like old pizza and looked like old milk
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
Also 70% sure I have a splinter on my eyelid from last night
i can't believe i'm giving you sex advice.
i've gotten sex advice under stranger situations. like while giving a blowjob behind the communications building.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Today was my cousin's Kindergarten graduation. I happen to also think of it as a MILF convention.
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
People will say "JOE YOU MUST TURN DOWN" and I will refuse, in the name of liberty.
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
Well supposedly when the cops came, they say I tried to get them in a conga line like Jim Carrey in The Mask. So....yea
"You can have sex in my class, just stay quiet. I don't like noise." My professor... Shall make for an interesting semester.
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