We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
My parents showed me my IQ test from fourth grade, I'm shitting on my potential.
I just saw a Kleenex commercial and thought about last night. I'm sorry about your hair.
apparently i told her i wouldn't press charges if she brought me food.
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
In case you were wondering, it hurts when the bouncer throws your phone at you after kicking you out of the strip club for taking pictures.
I want a grilled cheese and an IV
When I said 'i love my boyfriend' I didn't mean 'send me a picture of your penis'.
I'd say you were a shitshow. Playing floating beer pong in the pool you kept filling other people's cups with pool water and laughing to yourself.
Its like no one cares im drunk naked wet and ready to throw myself at some one hold on i found a solution to my problems
I love pie. Pie understands me and the spatula
i told the cop we knew everyone at the party, it was 250 of our closest friends and she's like funny nobody on the balcony knew whose house this was
Thats why they were on the balcony!
I need a kidney, not a pussy. All the pussy in the world isn't going to save my life. Keep your pussy in your pants and give me a kidney.
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
I'm just gonna clean the house so my Mom won't think I'm hung over. I'll just start with the toilet
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