Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
Just walked by a guy on campus YELLING 'Im still hammered'
my life is in even more shambles than last time, mcdonalds is closed
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
Im about to shotgun a beer using my mother's knitting needles. home sweet home.
apparently dick flashing is a frowned upon sport here..... sorry girlfriends mom
He asked me out while I'm back in town. I have to acknowledge and honor his persistence.
Your vagina must be laced with cocaine...
I had to physically pry the rocks out of your hands so you wouldn't throw them at the guy with the cowboy hat. You probably would've missed anyways.
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
Almost threw up on my grandmother as she walked in the house. Had to run to the bathroom and vomit my brains out. Prolly getting taken out of the Will now.
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
You tried to prove you weren't drunk by loudly singing the romanian national anthem. Why the fuck do you even KNOW the romanian national anthem?
I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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